Anonymous asked: Did Dan ever think to give you a key? You might have spared him several broken windows and doors that way.
He doesn’t mind.
Daniel: He does, actually. And we’ve tried the key thing before: it actually yields worse results when he can’t figure out if it’s counter- or clockwise.
Anonymous asked: Just wonderin what you have against homosexuals. After all H.J. and Captain Metropolis are gay.
Daniel advises to take this one with caution. Something about the “against” part, specifically.
I don’t get i
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Daniel: He gets it now. Now I need new door handles. And hinges. …And doors.
Anyway, to field the question, as ridiculous as this sounds, it’s “simply” a politically-influenced hatred. He has a very old way of thinking, one my own father had without any logical backing. As far as he’s explained to me, it’s not a religious thing, nor is it a matter of personal disgust or a vendetta. …To be honest, I don’t think he really thinks about what they do together.
Anonymous asked: i want a picture of you naked
Don’t know where they all ended up. Daniel has them somewhere.
Daniel: Uh, I’d like to take this opportunity to explain that, yes, while I do have some pictures, they were only the barest of details with minimum measurements to create a super-suit for him. It was an x-ray, basically. …You couldn’t even see anything. …NOTHING HAPPENED.
Anonymous asked: how much does your mother costs?
Daniel: Classy.
didneyworl-no-uta asked: Can I touch your face?
NOBODY TOUCHES MY FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!RFDFCGGVC DDFHJIKNBBV
Daniel: …Goodbye, keyboard. (He’s having a rough day, guys, c’mon.)
Anonymous asked: help us stop SOPA
Try not to make a habit of protecting pedophiles and sodomites.
Anonymous asked: did you know i groped you yesterday?
Yes.
Taking off on a motorcycle not fair.
janzoo asked: If you could have a superpower, what would it be?
Something I could understand. Manhattan tried explaining time-travel. Got a headache. Gave some in return.
When I was a kid, wanted to be able to change colour, height…and smell.
No mail today.
Daniel: Rorschach’s a bit shy about this, but he wants me to let you know there’s no worry about flooding his Inbox.
Getting antsy.
Daniel: Please God, ask him something. He’s over here ALL THE TIME wondering what YOU’re doing.
They’re up to something.
Daniel: So, please, if you have the time or inclination (or pity for yours truly), drop my good buddy Rorschach a question.
Will start seeking them all out.
Daniel: And you don’t want that. Believe me.
Anonymous asked: Can i touch you?
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Hrm.
Daniel: His mask just did the WEIRDEST thing.